D. D. Gant

Slug No More

Troupe

Casualties

Lucre

Report

I awoke from the hazy death of slug-life to find myself in the guest bedroom in the west wing. A warrior elf stood over me as I came to my senses, and shortly I learned of his name and his companions: Eryndor, Ethereal, and Tinkersack. We spoke at length about the circumstances: they had, of course, freed me of my polymorphic situation, brought about by a careless miscalculation on my part, and expected just reward. To my shock, they admitted some involvement in the ransacking of the house. Pleased by this honesty, I felt in my heart an obligation to fulfill their obvious expectations. I bid them wait in the master bedroom from whence they came and collected a trio of my most valued relics from the vault: wand, helm, and spear. Along with a strongbox of coins and gemstones, they accepted the items not without some grumbling, and I shooed them out the front doors. The house was worse for wear, and so I began to plan its restoration, not to mention anything to do with the insubordinate mercenaries and halfling squatters out front.