Crazy Bastard
Troupe
- Garnos, Yonte Barbarian 1 (deceased)
- Crazy Bastard (Roland Thain), Osraean Cleric of Girru 1
- Jarem, Osraean Fighter 1
- Chaktah Gakhh, Half-Orc Fighter 1/Assassin 1
- Krusk Gakhh, Half-Orc Fighter 1/Assassin 1
- Tinkersack, Yonte Bard 1
Casualties
- Garnos, sipped toxic acid
Lucre
- Coin purse (1 pp, 7 gp, 14 sp, 47 cp)
- Tapestry showing Anubis carrying a lantern through fog while spirits and skeletons cower (250 gp, 100 cn)
- Ten various trinkets, trophies and knick-knacks (each 40 gp, 10 cn) plus a finely engraved pewter dish (30 gp, 20 cn)
- 2 fine bottles of wine (each 5 gp)
- Wooden chest containing 390 gp, 252 sp, 57 cp
Report
I met Garnos at The Belching Leopard and took a job becoming his retainer. He led me and his three companions to the old Malévol house. We flipped a coin to the ruffian by the gate and climbed down the well. What followed was a mad dash through the catacombs below the residence, beginning with the murder of some diminutive dragon-man construct. The half-orc brothers covered themselves in its unnatural blood. My employer Garnos took a flask from the creature, sipped from its toxic acid contents, and perished. I stuck with the man Jarem, thinking myself wise to keep distance from the half-orcs. A music-playing Yonte man named Tinkersack met up with us at this time. Eastward through many doors we encountered a trio of troglodytes camouflaged in a room of mould and mushrooms. Krusk let an arrow fly through the door and I took the frontlines with Chaktah, but I was struck unconscious before the melee ended. I awoke alongside cold corpses in that dark chamber, my holy symbol stripped from me, the others nowhere to be seen. I crawled around through the dark until I came to a long tunnel, which I followed through the darkness for many minutes until, lo, I emerged into the wine cellar of the Nag’s Head! I thought it unlawful to leave without informing the proprietor, but found him surprised and thankful. I wondered about my companions’ fate. Verily, that is not the last New Osrae has seen of Crazy Bastard! Praise Girru.